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Hello I'm Joe
I post a lot about myself
. All my posts end up being much gayer and text-heavy than originally intended.
Expect some Jake Gyllenhaal
, 30 Rock
, Nicki Minaj
& Scream 4
, Parks & Recreation
, United States of Tara
, The Simpsons
, Andrew Garfield
, Mad Men
, Catherine Keener
, Doctor Who
, Britney Spears
, Serial Killers
.Message me, or don't.
“I thought all religions were a path to God! I was wrong!”
“Why did I put my faith in science and technology?”
“Oh why did I choose to be gay?!”
GPO all of us on Saturday
I need the largest seed bell you have… No, that’s too large.
Your fingers are too fat to dial. To obtain a special dialling wand please mash the keypad with your palm now.
All right, this place must be hot. They don’t need a big ad, or even correct spelling.
Dr. Pryor: Don’t judge them too harshly. They recently learned they were once two thirds of conjoined triplets… and the third one is out for revenge.
But this will be so confusing! The mailman won't know what to do. Did you think of the mailman at all before you did this?
And what about the tattoo on my you-know-what?
Oh, Honey, they have acids that can burn that off.
But I fell in love with Homer Simpson! I don't want to snuggle with "Max Power"!
Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the "G"s!
And it doesn't stop in the bedroom. Oh, no. I'm taking charge! Kids, there's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!
Isn't that the wrong way?
Yeah, but faster!
“Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?”