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(Source: jonwithabullet)
THE FUCK IS THIS GAY SHIT? BEN WYATT IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY.
(Source: parksrecconfessions)
THIS MIGHT BE OLD NEWS BUT I DON’T CARE. PATRICIA CLARKSON HAS BEEN CAST AS TAMMY 1 IN PARKS AND RECREATION. THE WORLD IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE.
Andy: “What? What’s wrong?”
April: “Nothing, it’s just… Adults are boring and I hate them, and I don’t want to buy all this stupid, boring adult stuff and become boring adults.”
Andy: “Hey, listen to me. Yes, we’re gonna get a dishrag and shower curtains and a cutting board, but if you think, for one second, that I’m not also going to get that marshmallow shooter, so that I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you’re asleep, then you’re the dumbest woman I know.”
April: “You’re going to make me cry.”
Leslie: My second favorite episode: Monica’s making dinner. And Joey is mad at Chandler because Chandler made out with his girlfriend. So Joey says, “Get in the box.” I forgot to tell you. There’s a box. Oh and it’s Thanksgiving day so they all get ready to eat. What does Ross and Rachel do? Oh, they’re fighting. So Ross, Rachel, Joey, Chandler, Monica and Phoebe are all together. Although is Phoebe there? …… Yes! So…
(Source: going-to-scranton)
![If you like small towns with big ideas, this book is for you! And here’s hoping that Indianapolis will play Pawnee when they turn this book into a movie! - Amy Poehler [X]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmsqhlgDe11qzadjlo1_500.png)
If you like small towns with big ideas, this book is for you! And here’s hoping that Indianapolis will play Pawnee when they turn this book into a movie! - Amy Poehler [X]
