About
Hello I'm Joe.
INTERNATIONAL STAR DOGS
Trust me to go on a Tuesday when they perform on a Wednesday. My life is awful.
“Smell me! Which flavour am I?”
“Chubbies are so cute!”
The most depressing e-mail I’ve ever received.
(Source: jccarter1)
Cos y’know there’s blatantly a gap in the market there. Gonna post about shitty TV, shitty films, shitty whatever. Would it sound fancy~ if I said it was a spin-off of this Tumblr? Probably not.
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Me: I don’t think I’m that gay…
Natalie: What? I am your closest male friend.
bromance / joemance
He will enlarge. YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.
Also, two stars? Cheeky cunts.
This will be my next career move. Wanna be a psychologist so bad but I have one worthless degree and don’t need another.
Always a good start to the day when a personal hero replies to your creepy shit on Twitter.
Natalie: I cried a bit before for no reason. I was just sat there.
Me: I’ve been there, sista.
Natalie: You don’t even get a period. You’re just emotionally damaged.
Checking out Rob Lowe’s bod while stuffing my face with chocolate raisins. No regrets.
Living my life under the assumption I will one day undergo a Spiderman-like transformation overnight and never have to exercise.
The serial killers of OkCupid have deemed me acceptable to the eyeballs. Can I put this on my CV?
In celebration of Scream 4 and everybody’s favourite green goddess I am temporarily changing from karatesluts to galeweathers! Oh glorious day.
