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Catherine Keener
You guys, I know that Catherine Keener is not a robot, but I designed this little goofy thing a long time ago and decided to turn it into a RedBubble shirt. I don’t particularly care if you buy one or not, mostly I just want to make sure we’re all on the same page re: Catherine Keener. I’m firmly ensconced in the “Keen on” camp. If you’re not, that’s ok, except for the fact that you’re probably an idiot.
Also yeah, I know, this is completely weird.
I HAVE NEVER WANTED SOMETHING SO MUCH WHILE BEING SO POOR. I genuinely need to get this.
Lovely and Amazing (2001)
Catherine Keener is one of a small list of women I would go completely straight for and never look back…
Always a good start to the day when a personal hero replies to your creepy shit on Twitter.
Terrible quality cap but Catherine Keener, Ed Norton and Robin Williams flying through the air in glittery costumes is the best thing I’ve seen all day.
Currently watching: Death to Smoochy.
Lovely and Amazing (2001)
Catherine Keener is one of a small list of women I would go completely straight for and never look back…
(Source: synecdoche-georgia)
GPOY, and Catherine Keener is the most beautiful woman ever. 52 and still looks damn good.
Tears of joy. I love Catherine Keener.
(Source: thefilmfatale)
(Source: thescreenreader)
Is it weird that Catherine Keener gives me hair envy? Yes, it is.
I love this shit promo image. Everyone is photoshopped in, don’t even look like they’re sat on the same table, and are in hysterics while looking at completely different things. Don’t know why I’m giving this so much attention.
I really love Nicole Holofcener movies. I feel like a lot of people would hate them and find them pretentiously boring but the characters feel so real and I laugh my face off at the blandest of jokes. Catherine Kenner saying “Your breath smells like a dead man” makes me piss myself, but then Catherine Keener could read the dictionary and I’d be transfixed. Friends With Money is also the only tolerable Jennifer Aniston movie.
Watching this with the commentary on and Nicole Holofcener is talking to casually about being given a blind deal to write Friends With Money, meaning she could literally write about whatever she wanted and it’d get made. Bitch is living my dream and I am depressed.
