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3 November 11

Reblogged: ecotoneemma

Tags: 30 rock
18 September 11

Reblogged: asstromech

31 July 11
themorallycorruptfayeresnick:

On the red carpet at the Mexican People’s Choice Awards in February, Maroney called L’astname “my soulmate and, during prison-themed roleplay, my cellmate”. 

themorallycorruptfayeresnick:

On the red carpet at the Mexican People’s Choice Awards in February, Maroney called L’astname “my soulmate and, during prison-themed roleplay, my cellmate”. 

Reblogged: themorallycorruptfayeresnick

16 June 11

LIZ LEMON: Look, I just need to catch up with this guy before he gets on a plane to Cleveland. SECURITY GUARD: That’s sort of a cliché.LIZ LEMON: YOU’RE SORT OF A CLICHÉ. SECURITY GUARD: One way ticket to Montreal… crazy eyes… I should detain you.LIZ LEMON: Please, I just need to talk to him before he takes off and I never get the chance again.SECURITY GUARD: Fine, just leave the sandwich and go through!LIZ LEMON: Leave the sandwich? Leave the sandwich? *starts unwrapping the sandwich* SECURITY GUARD: You’re choosing a sandwich over a guy? That’s less cliché. LIZ LEMON: *with her mouth full* I can do it! I CAN HAVE IT ALL!  

LIZ LEMON: Look, I just need to catch up with this guy before he gets on a plane to Cleveland.
SECURITY GUARD: That’s sort of a cliché.
LIZ LEMON: YOU’RE SORT OF A CLICHÉ.
SECURITY GUARD:
One way ticket to Montreal… crazy eyes… I should detain you.
LIZ LEMON: Please, I just need to talk to him before he takes off and I never get the chance again.
SECURITY GUARD: Fine, just leave the sandwich and go through!
LIZ LEMON: Leave the sandwich? Leave the sandwich? *starts unwrapping the sandwich* 
SECURITY GUARD: You’re choosing a sandwich over a guy? That’s less cliché. 
LIZ LEMON: *with her mouth full* I can do it! I CAN HAVE IT ALL!  

(Source: hypospraying)

Reblogged: fuckyeahlizlemon

Tags: 30 rock
17 May 11

And let’s not forget: Best line? “My single ‘My Single Is Dropping’ is dropping.”That one specifically, we were beating our heads against it, and Tina walked in from shooting downstairs and we said, “We’re trying to come up with a name for Angie’s single that’s dropping,” and off the top of her head she said, “How about ‘My Single Is Dropping’?” [Laughs.] That was that.

And let’s not forget: Best line? “My single ‘My Single Is Dropping’ is dropping.”
That one specifically, we were beating our heads against it, and Tina walked in from shooting downstairs and we said, “We’re trying to come up with a name for Angie’s single that’s dropping,” and off the top of her head she said, “How about ‘My Single Is Dropping’?” [Laughs.] That was that.

Reblogged: the-girlieshow

Tags: 30 rock
7 May 11

Reblogged: the-girlieshow

4 May 11
After being inspired by Robbie via Twitter I’ve decided to compile a list of my favourite 30 Rock episodes for no good reason:
Season 1:Hard BallThe Break-UpJack Meets DennisFireworksJack-torHonourable mention: The Source Awards
Season 2:Subway HeroSandwich DaySecrets and LiesEpisode 210GreenzoHonourable mention: Succession
Season 3:ReunionApollo, ApolloDo-OverLarry KingSt. Valentines DayHonourable mention: The One With The Cast of Night Court
Season 4:Anna Howard Shaw DayKlaus and GretaDealbreakers Talk Show #0001Stone MountainSun TeaHonourable mention: Emanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land
Season 5:Brooklyn Without LimitsReaganingOperation Righteous Cowboy LightningQueen of JordanCollegeHonourable mention: When It Rains, It Pours

After being inspired by Robbie via Twitter I’ve decided to compile a list of my favourite 30 Rock episodes for no good reason:

Season 1:
Hard Ball
The Break-Up
Jack Meets Dennis
Fireworks
Jack-tor
Honourable mention: The Source Awards

Season 2:
Subway Hero
Sandwich Day
Secrets and Lies
Episode 210
Greenzo
Honourable mention: Succession

Season 3:
Reunion
Apollo, Apollo
Do-Over
Larry King
St. Valentines Day
Honourable mention: The One With The Cast of Night Court

Season 4:
Anna Howard Shaw Day
Klaus and Greta
Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001
Stone Mountain
Sun Tea
Honourable mention: Emanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land

Season 5:
Brooklyn Without Limits
Reaganing
Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning
Queen of Jordan
College
Honourable mention: When It Rains, It Pours

30 April 11
I want to be siamese twins with Kanye West. I love him. He is my perfect man. Him, and Dennis Duffy from 30 Rock.
— Drunk Natalie Millar and her stupid taste in men
29 April 11
That’s from Invictus! Wait, who’s the white guy in that?
— Liz Lemon
25 April 11

Reblogged: queerandpresentdanger

Tags: 30 rock
21 April 11

folkinz:

“Don Cheadle on a bed of rice!”

somuchsass:

In honor of 30 Rock’s 100th episode tonight, I present to you: Jon Hamm’s finest moment as an actor.

Reblogged: folkinz

16 April 11

Reblogged: the-girlieshow

Tags: 30 rock
15 April 11
Sean Penn wanted me to go to Haiti with him, and I’m not strong enough for the pain and the human misery of a three hour plane ride with Sean Penn.
— Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock
Tags: 30 rock
10 April 11
Why won’t they put me on the Jumbotron? I’ve been doing cool stuff all game.

Why won’t they put me on the Jumbotron? I’ve been doing cool stuff all game.

Reblogged: chocolateavenue

Tags: 30 rock
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