shut up, crime!: Archive

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So I just found a picture of a guy I went to...

He’s got his dick out and lists his interests as “S&M, threesomes, erotic emails”. He used to get girls in my class to talk to him on webcam and then he’d flash them his penis. It’s an interesting day.

Oct 31st

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“Are you gay now? That’s cool! Gay is cool!”

– Some moron I went to school with.

Oct 31st

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Oct 30th

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DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES IS SO BORING THIS SEASON

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Where’s all the Stabbing Burying of women under swimming pools Suicide Cutting off fingers to frame somebody for murder House fires Shooting bitches in supermarkets Chaining up mentally retarded people in basements Accidentally killing families in car accidents People going blind from being struck in the head during a tornado ...

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Everyone is disappointing, the more you know...

Oct 27th

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NICKI MINAJ, THERE IS SO MUCH WRONG HERE. This is basically Beyonce’s Halo but with little to no budget. Awkward acting at the start, ugh. It’s just gibberish and screaming of irritating phrases like “stop disrespecting me!”. Not to mention that the song doesn’t really work when it’s censored. “How do you do that DSHH?” The fuck is that? I hope Pink...

Oct 27th

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How could anyone dislike Pete Campbell?

Answer: They couldn’t. Or if they do they have an undiagnosed brain disease that I am now diagnosing.

Oct 27th

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Going to see Easy A again. Feeling homofabulous.

Seriously though, I’m so gay I want to commit a hate crime on myself. I could go see The Social Network or The Kids Are Alright, but no, MORE ROM-COMS PLEASE!!!

Oct 27th

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Oct 25th

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Oct 25th

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Ok, so I ended up buying...

The Faculty (shut up, it’s a fun film), Them (which I haven’t seen but I always end up watching home invasion horrors somehow so it’s inevitable that I see it) and this french film called Inside: One of the most audacious, brutal, unrelenting horror films ever made, Inside is perhaps the crown jewel of the new wave of extreme French horror films that have gained notoriety in...

Oct 25th

dorothyfuckinzbornak asked: i'm not sure why, but lately when i'm frustrated or something, i feel the need to yell out "karate sluts!" ........ just thought i'd tell you that.

Oct 25th

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