“Who has two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn’t cried once today? THIS MOI!”

Hello, I’m Joe.
Interests include (but not limited to):
30 Rock, Doctor Who, Six Feet Under, Mad Men, True Blood, Dexter, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Parks & Recreation, Party Down, Sherlock, Nurse Jackie, United States of Tara, Futurama, Desperate Housewives, American Dad, Misfits, The Office (UK & US), The Apprentice, Project Runway.
Being John Malkovich, Scream, The Dark Knight, Fight Club, Little Children, American Beauty, An Education, Bridget Jones’s Diary, Ghost World, Away We Go, Secrets & Lies, Happy-Go-Lucky, Mean Girls, Easy A, Toy Story, Monster’s Inc, Up, Oldboy, Battle Royale, Misery.
Jake Gyllenhaal, John Krasinski, Colin Firth, Patrick Wilson, Andrew Garfield, Chris Messina, Zac Efron, Matt Smith, Jon Hamm, Michael C. Hall, Alexander Skarsgard, James Franco, Adam Scott, Jason Bateman, Will Arnett, Paul Rudd, Alan Ball, Charlie Kaufman, Mike Leigh, Chuck Palahniuk.
Nicki Minaj, Britney Spears, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Kate Winslet, Meryl Streep, Julianne Moore, Catherine Keener, Christina Hendricks, Emma Stone, Deborah Ann Woll, Karen Gillan, Lizzy Caplan.
Never Let Me Go, American Psycho, Sybil, 1984, In The Miso Soup, Pokemon, Greek mythology, space, serial killers, underwater creatures, objectum sexuality, Dissociative Identity Disorder.
Here’s me and my friend Sean outside the house from Spaced:

